The Man who goes by the name of Hiriaurtung Arororugul is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by General Hiriaurtung Arororugul with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 31.547 billion Hiriaurtung Arororugulians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Hiriaurtung Arororugulian economy, worth a remarkable 4,146 trillion one in his wallets a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 131,428 one in his wallets, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 987,483 per year while the poor average 5,021, a ratio of 196 to 1.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, and strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Hiriaurtung Arororugul's national animal is the horse he rode in on, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tengriism.

Hiriaurtung Arororugul is ranked 10,289^th in the world and 17^th in Antarctic Oasis for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.